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[onlyasign]

HELLO, YOU'VE REACHED SUFFERER. I'M NOT HERE RIGHT NOW TO TALK TO YOU; IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO TRY TO REACH YOU LATER, LEAVE YOUR NAME AND I'LL CONTACT YOU.

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[onlyasign]

OH YES! I TRIED TO HIT DUALSCAR IN THE FACE WITH MY HORNS DURING ONE CURSE.

... MY HORNS WERE BIGGER THAN USUAL.

[zipperlips]

[... he likes the sound of this.]

motherfuck, bro
WHEN AND WHY

[onlyasign]

[Most people do when they hear this story.]

IT WAS THE CURSE WHERE YOU GOT SOMETHING YOU WANTED, BUT THEN FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE. I WOKE UP WITH THESE AMAZING HORNS, REALLY HUGE, BIGGER THAN YOURS AND GAMZEE'S EVEN, BUT I FORGOT DUALSCAR WAS MY MOIRAIL. I WOKE UP NEXT TO HIM AND, WELL... ATTACKED.

[zipperlips]

[Admittedly, half of it is just that he doesn't like any version of Cronus.]

miracles
BET THAT BRO WAS ALL PURPLE

[onlyasign]

[Funny how the purplebloods are unpopular in all their incarnations. Must be a universal constant.]

NO, NOT REALLY. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I HAVEN'T HAD A LOT OF EXPERIENCE IN HORN FIGHTING, AND I GOT ONE OF MY PRONGS STUCK IN THE WALL.

I DID KNEE HIM, THOUGH.

[zipperlips]

[He hopes so.

He's definitely honking in silent laughter on his side of things.]


fierce little motherfucker, you

[onlyasign]

THE FIERCEST! IT'S ALWAYS THE LITTLE ONES YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR, YOU KNOW.

[zipperlips]

[The small ones, and the quiet ones.

But it's a good point. Kurloz just might not take it the way he intended.]

I CAN GET MY REMEMBER ON FOR THAT

[onlyasign]

[What other way could a sweet, innocent clown take it?]

SOUNDS GOOD.

REGARDLESS, WE'RE COOL. I KNOW HOW CURSES CAN BE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER SIGNING LESSON SOMETIME SOON?

[zipperlips]

[Like Sufferer would be a good ally even uncursed.]

motherfucking miracle time, bro

[onlyasign]

[Sufferer is an excellent ally, if only because everyone in the city loves him so much.]

I CAN COME OVER NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING.